Things I Should Not Have Done Last Night:
1. Worn those boots for so long.
2. Worn that helmet for so long.
3. Worn so much lipstick.
4. Licked Lindsay's forehead? No, that was probably okay.
5. Kept refilling my cup before I got to the bottom of it... bleh.
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Friday, January 28, 2011
Hard Worker
Today At Work, I:
1. Planned out my viking costume for tonight's party in my head (I am... Thor's twin sister with a spatula, more or less).
2. Printed out a speech bubble with the chorus of "So long and thanks for all the fish" and stuck it by the dolphin magnet on the refrigerator.
3. Posted on this blog (I knew it would become a distraction).
4. ...yeah, that was mostly it.
1. Planned out my viking costume for tonight's party in my head (I am... Thor's twin sister with a spatula, more or less).
2. Printed out a speech bubble with the chorus of "So long and thanks for all the fish" and stuck it by the dolphin magnet on the refrigerator.
3. Posted on this blog (I knew it would become a distraction).
4. ...yeah, that was mostly it.
Celebrity Protection
3 Celebrities Who Wouldn't Do Well in the Witness Protection Program:
1. Lady Gaga
2. Paris Hilton
3. Ke$ha
(that also happens to be my current list of The 3 Most Obnoxious People I Can Think Of Offhand)
3 Celebrites Who Would Probably Do Okay:
1. Nicholas Cage
2. Tilda Swinton
3. Kristen Stewart
1. Lady Gaga
2. Paris Hilton
3. Ke$ha
(that also happens to be my current list of The 3 Most Obnoxious People I Can Think Of Offhand)
3 Celebrites Who Would Probably Do Okay:
1. Nicholas Cage
2. Tilda Swinton
3. Kristen Stewart
Thursday, January 27, 2011
In Short: Good
Today, I:
1. Got to skip work since there was literally nothing to do.
2. Got a haircut.
3. Probably got a new job. Fantastic!
Tomorrow, I:
1. Will go to work... boo...
2. Will later dress as a viking.
3. Will hopefully drink Barenjager.
1. Got to skip work since there was literally nothing to do.
2. Got a haircut.
3. Probably got a new job. Fantastic!
Tomorrow, I:
1. Will go to work... boo...
2. Will later dress as a viking.
3. Will hopefully drink Barenjager.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
All In All, A Good Day!
Things I Did Today:
1. Quit my job! Fantastic!
2. Skyped for the First Time Ever.
3. Decided not to do anything with the balloons that are covering the floor, even though my mother-in-law was stopping by.
Things I Thought About Today:
1. That one eyelash of mine is looking pretty long. I wonder how long it's going to get... I wonder if it will be as long as that one eyelash that grew up to my eyebrow and was white and seemed never-ending...
2. Why do the phrases "pushing up daisies" and "coming up roses" mean such drastically different things? It seems like a mean joke.
3. That little bird looks like someone held a white bird by the ankles and dipped it in soot.
1. Quit my job! Fantastic!
2. Skyped for the First Time Ever.
3. Decided not to do anything with the balloons that are covering the floor, even though my mother-in-law was stopping by.
Things I Thought About Today:
1. That one eyelash of mine is looking pretty long. I wonder how long it's going to get... I wonder if it will be as long as that one eyelash that grew up to my eyebrow and was white and seemed never-ending...
2. Why do the phrases "pushing up daisies" and "coming up roses" mean such drastically different things? It seems like a mean joke.
3. That little bird looks like someone held a white bird by the ankles and dipped it in soot.
Work Out Time!
14 Questions That Keep Me From Exercising:
1. When are you supposed to exercise?
2. I feel like it should be in the morning, but what are you supposed to wear?
3. Your pajamas?
4. Or work out clothes?
5. Do you keep on the same underwear that you slept in or do you put on new underwear?
6. Doesn't it seem like a waste of resources to put on new underwear only to take it off in half an hour when you inevitably need to shower off all that work-out sweat?
7. If you are a morning-showerer, is it bad to work out at night?
8. Wouldn't you have to take two showers?
9. Isn't that supposed to be bad for your hair?
10. And when, exactly, are you supposed to eat?
11. And what, really, am I supposed to do in the winter when it is so cold?
12. Isn't it... bad for you... in some way... to work out when it is this cold?
13. Doesn't walking to and from my car count as exercise?
14. At least in the winter?
1. When are you supposed to exercise?
2. I feel like it should be in the morning, but what are you supposed to wear?
3. Your pajamas?
4. Or work out clothes?
5. Do you keep on the same underwear that you slept in or do you put on new underwear?
6. Doesn't it seem like a waste of resources to put on new underwear only to take it off in half an hour when you inevitably need to shower off all that work-out sweat?
7. If you are a morning-showerer, is it bad to work out at night?
8. Wouldn't you have to take two showers?
9. Isn't that supposed to be bad for your hair?
10. And when, exactly, are you supposed to eat?
11. And what, really, am I supposed to do in the winter when it is so cold?
12. Isn't it... bad for you... in some way... to work out when it is this cold?
13. Doesn't walking to and from my car count as exercise?
14. At least in the winter?
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
What I Did/Didn't Do on January 25, 2011
Things I Didn't Do Today:
1. Hit my husband's (eighteen-year-old) nephew for saying I have "masculine hands."
2. Pay what I thought I would for my medication.
3. All the dishes.
4. Not eat ice cream.
Things I Did Today:
1. Said to my husband's (eighteen-year-old) nephew: "Maybe you have feminine hands!"
2. Stand behind a man who smelled strongly of cat urine and faintly of floral soaps while waiting to pay nearly $80 for my medication.
3. Some of the dishes.
4. Enjoyed a bowl of cherry ice cream with chocolate syrup while watching more TV than I planned.
1. Hit my husband's (eighteen-year-old) nephew for saying I have "masculine hands."
2. Pay what I thought I would for my medication.
3. All the dishes.
4. Not eat ice cream.
Things I Did Today:
1. Said to my husband's (eighteen-year-old) nephew: "Maybe you have feminine hands!"
2. Stand behind a man who smelled strongly of cat urine and faintly of floral soaps while waiting to pay nearly $80 for my medication.
3. Some of the dishes.
4. Enjoyed a bowl of cherry ice cream with chocolate syrup while watching more TV than I planned.
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